The problem with Twitter is that I now think thoughts in 140 characters.
And I'm not sure if that line was 140 or not,
but if there was a counter under it
and it was over 140 characters
I would edit it down to the bare sentiment.
That's a sad thing.
No luxuriously beautiful, superfluous adjectives.
Just Joe Fridays from here on out;
The facts and nothing but the brief facts.
I run 4 twitter accounts.
That's 4 outlets of 140 character thoughts that I update each on average about 2 times a day.
12 times a day, 140 character thoughts.
There's my personal/comedian twitter - @thesuefunke
This is where I talk about what's going on in my life.
Spew out 140 characters of a witty observation.
It's my mini "The Sue Funke" me.
On my @thesuefunke account I keep my friends. These are mostly people who if I ran into on the street I would know and say hello to, possibly even embrace because I can be "a hugger" sometimes.
Why is it that I'm holding out on my pals? Why am I limiting our exchanges to 140 letters?
Well, if I have something I really want to say that's longer - I will just update my facebook status to let everyone know.
Why don't I just call my friends?
I don't have time to call them. I'll just text them.
There - in 160 letters I've said how I truly feel, kinda...with even more horrible spelling and grammar.
I miss my grammar skills.
I used to be so adept at grammar that I would diagram sentences for fun, because I was so good at it.
I would sit back and be pleased with myself for understanding where the clauses were.
I knew the proper places for punctuation.
Now, I am constantly catching myself making the simplest grammar errors.
Ones that if I saw my friends do in my Great Grammar Glory Days
I would've scoffed at
and made fun of others for making.
My mind pushed these facts out so I could learn new, faster ways to communicate.
My second twitter feed was meant to promote my second blog - http://ILoveTVMoreThanYou.com (@ILuvTVMoreThanU)
But instead, it's me just "re-tweeting" other people's updates about all the cool TV stuff I'm finding out.
I'm pushing out more words, more grammar lessons.
And I feel the need to tell everyone about it in a 140 character story...
-Thanks to the old fashion form of bloggery I write upon right now.
I have stopped updating my long form blogs lately, and have shifted my focus on clever tweets.
Which, as a busy person,
who is a little self centered, and wants to share it
is a wonderful thing.
Then, I got two more twitter accounts for the newsletters I'm writing at work
click on or copy http://talk.about.com/
and sign up for The Shopping List and Screening Room))
So, I spend part of my day updating @Shopping_List
and now it's all 140 bits
of thoughts, that somehow I feel need to be publicized.
It's so simple to get into the mundane tweeting practice.
To want to tell people where you are and what you're doing.
If it's somehow funny, even better.
If there's a good link - everyone should know!
And I feel my brain capacity shifting.
It's shifting away from full conversations.
I find myself not able to say the entire word totally.
It's not only more efficient, but adorable...or adorbs! even.
So, maybe it's not Twitter's fault.
Maybe it's just time.
We don't have enough time to do all we want/need so we feel the need to abbreviate life.
I'd expound upon this more,
I've used far too many characters already.