Friday, January 25, 2008

This is What You Talk About at Art Openings

Last night I went to Brooklyn to see my friend Will Herwig's new painting that he's been working on for the past five months or so. You can see it on his site, his work is absolutely amazing, well thought out, and really interesting to look at.

At this event there was free wine.

Somehow, the conversation turned to hand jobs. I don't know how.

"I don't do them. I just don't think it's right," was my injection to the conversation.

Jennie Smash replies, "Why?"

"Here's the thing. I see a penis maybe once a month, if I'm lucky. Guys get to wake up and see their penis EVERY DAY. They obviously know how to handle that job. Now, there's other work they can't do, and that's women's work."

"This is so retro to say, but you need to blog that Funke."

"Oh, I dunno if I can."

Well, obviously I can!
When I told The Sue Funke fans, the brunettes about it they were all for it. In fact Lindsay even provided the picture below which has Ann with a friend of theirs modeling off a shirt they made him on this particular subject:

So, here I am, tackling the tough subjects on my blog.

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