Yesterday I got dumped from dating.
Apparently, I was in a relationship I wasn't aware of.
I went on with my evening though, and had a great night (more on that later). At the end of my long evening on the town I took a cab.
Cab driver's love me, and this one didn't disappoint.
We started discussing food, I don't know how. And when I told him I could cook he was hooked. "You can come cook for me in my big, spacious, apartment. I will buy the food and you cook the meal and I will treat you like a princess."
"I'm pretty sure princesses don't cook."
"Ah, yes. But this is what will make you so special. I will treat you with the highest respect, give you whatever you want."
I considered my indentured servant date for a hot second, and then said, "Ya know what it's just too soon. See I've been single for four years, and I was just in a blitzkrieg relationship that was over before I was aware it began. It made me realize that I don't want to date right now."
"Who is this man who takes you away from the world? He is awful for what he has done for the rest of us."
"No worries, Topal, I'll be back on the horse soon. It's just all too new. Maybe, if you met me two days from now it would all be different."
"Where will you be in two days? I will be there."
"I don't think our love was meant to be."
"We can be friend though right? Friends make each other stew."
"Ohh, um, I dunno Topal. I just don't have space in this shattered heart of mine."
"I think there could be a piece for me. You must give me a chance. I have such a big apartment."
I just wasn't ready for that big apartment. He probably would've wanted me to clean it.
But hey, it's good to know I still have options.