Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Anyone else feel like they're gonna spew?

Besides you, Britney.

I just ate half a sandwich for dinner and feel gross.
Not like "Oh my God I can't believe I ate so much!"
Just totally full and like I'll never digest it.

Turns out, I haven't been following the correct doctors orders. I am supposed to eat tiny portions again and absolutely stick to a strict diet of no grease and cheese. I wasn't, and this is why I'm back to Miseryville.

Well, at least I'm not hooked on whatever Britney is. I agree that people shouldn't buy her album by the way, in case you were wondering. Seriously, someone get that girl a good shrink and some detox tea, stat!

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