Tuesday, September 18, 2007

It's Not Duane Reade's Fault!

Oy, friends, fans, family -
I am smoking again.
I haven't opened the last pack I bought - about a year ago.
I haven't bought a pack - yet.

But I'm smoking several cigarettes a day.

It's so not good.

Trust me people, no one is more disappointed than me.

"Why do you do it then!?!" you ask.

Because, see when there were times when no one was there for me -
my p-funk's were there for me.

And with things going south lately, I just want that nicotine choke hold.

Don't judge me people. I can't eat pizza!

Yeah, that's pretty weak.
I'm lame.

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