Whenever you are in the hospital they take your vitals about a million times.
The blood pressure arm band that is now automatically taken -
so it never works.
The ear temp thermometer that is basically taking the temperature of my hair,
The heart rate finger holder,
it's done about a million times to make sure they haven't killed you.
After each time my heart rate was taken I was asked the same thing,
"So, are you a runner?"
"You work out though, right?"
I dance around by myself in the morning singing Aretha Franklin songs.
"Well, you've got the heart of an athletic runner."
I have no idea how it got there, I swear.