Friday, May 04, 2007

Tales From the Sick Belly

The doctors kept asking me if I could be pregnant.
I told them, "I haven't had sex this year".

The doctor looked at me waiting for more of the response.
I replied, "it shouldn't count if it was only 5 seconds".

Five pee tests and two sonograms also showed that there was no baby.
I started having dreams that I was having an ovarian cyst baby.

I told my friend Jen this,
she said I should name my first album

Ovarian Cyst Baby

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