Now that I'm feeling better, and all diagnosed
I can share some fun stories of illness.
Like this one:
I was sitting in the smurf village having tea outside
with two midgets
one was blue
and one was green
They were telling me jokes
I laughed and said, "you midgets are so hilarious!"
and then caught my faux pas -
"Oh, I'm so sorry, you prefer little people now don't you?"
"It's cool," the green one said.
"As long as you don't call us Smufs," said the blue one.
I nodded my head
and took another sip of the purple tea.